Riddle me dis!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[snakeoilgal]

What is at the back of a cow and at the front of a woman?


What goes up and never goes down?


What is black and white and read all over?

[lucian_cutie]

snakie, where u get them stuff from?

the answers to your riddles are real crazy and i eh even know all of them so y don't u try these? provide your answers if u know them.

What driver doesn't have a license?

What kind of can never needs a can opener?

What did the salad say to the mayonnaise?
:roll:

[snakeoilgal]

Garcon cutie u axing me weh i get my tings from but what about u. I turn gor gor e. i feel i can only answer one of yours and i eh even sure if it right.

1) A slave driver

lol

Now cutie take a try uh answer mine.

[harrydragon]

yeah SNAKIE I back 4 you....
1) w

2)cost of living

3)a newspaper

now, what wriggles and wines alot, is hard to hold and was trained in an oily place.....hmmm

[lucian_cutie]

hey hey, snakie i eh know none of them tings so y would i even try and i eh tink harry's is right. but i tink the second one is a river and the 3rd one, is that suppose to say red all over?? cuz if it did i tink the answer is a zebra with chicken pox.
and harry i eh know wat the hell yours is if it's not a "snake"
but snakie a slave driver??, true slaves back then didn't need licenses becuz not that many drove. but de answers to mine are

1) a screwdriver

2) A pelican

3) Close the door, I am dressing!!

wat's the answer to yours

here's some more try them:
Why did the tree see the dentist?
What do mechanics charge to fix tires?
Why did you get rid of your watchdog?
Wat never gets wetter no matter how hard it rains?

[snakeoilgal]

Well boy harry u had two right


1) is w for sure and only old people dat know dat cuz is my grandfadda dat tell me da one

2) is your age

and 3) your're right about the newspaper one

Now for your riddle i go have to agree with lucian cutie on da one i feel is me a "snake" is i right or is i wrong.

Now hear dat uh Harry from dat motorboat comment i feel you from da babonneau area you know, cause only dem people dat know about that motorboat ting, right?

Now Lucian_cutie u stomp me again sistrene, i eh know buh i go put on my thinking cap and come back.

[harrydragon]

no SNAKIE ,this dread was the furthest ting from BABONNEAU ....but i could see the lil stay u had up there mek u talk so :lol: the word is STUMP, not STOMP ...O K eesh mwe....
AND I can't remember your grandfather being in our SMC class of 81 so teeway choowla :lol:


next time you tell cutelucian she STOMP you, she go sue you....

AND last of all ....isn't an oily snake s'ting wriggly and hard to hold on to....and trained at HESS ....OIL.... YEP SNAKIE correct is right :lol: :lol:

[snakeoilgal]

Garcon Harry das some serious blows deh e, buh doh mind dat we is still we. Merci pou sa ou dis mwen, apwasen mwen sav c'est pas stomp, buh i dunn tell y'all i is a dec dec so u cah blame.

[snakeoilgal]

Yeah da two of you i have one just for y'all in patois less jes hope i am able to write in such a way to make it understandable to you

riddle me dis!!

1) en mittan soliel la tiway ou avec maytay mwen

now da rest is for everybody esle

2) what building has the most stories?

3) what book has the most people in it?


Now cutie i eh answer yours yet can u dunn know i slow, so give mine a try uh. you too harry

[lucian_cutie]

mi roro. snakie where the hell is your brain? gasa i go have to agree with harry on sueing u if u say that shit again. but u got me confused wit them riddles too. but ight y the hell did u right the 1st one cuz it make no sense cuz in english it means: in the middle of the sun, take u out and put me. wat is the riddle i eh get it. and i only tink i know one of them answers. which is i tink the book is a book wher u find baby name's in it.
Here are tha answer's to mine:
1) To get a root canal

2) A flat rate

3) He could not tell time

4) The ocean

Yall want some more, enjoy
Why did Johnny toss a glass of water out the window?
What person is always in a hurry?
What did one wall say to another?

[snakeoilgal]

Weh garcon cutie is a mistake i make e, ok alteast u understood what i wrote now yes in patois the riddle is confusing but when traslated in English i makes no sense I says in the middle of sun take "u" out and put me "I". So basically the riddle is

In the middle of sun take "u" out and put "i"

Answer: sin


Now anudda riddle masia

1) What did John Compton say to Vaughn Lewis?

[FirstStLucian]

You drink, I'm drunk

[snakeoilgal]

good one firstie, i think we all have the same opinion on dat one

Mine is rum dat do u dat



LOL

Somebody might have something different but as long as they have the general idea it doh matter.

[FirstStLucian]

lucian-cutie i give up. Now give us the answers to all your riddles.

[lucian_cutie]

firstie, man y u giving up so fast? you want de answer, here u go

1) he wanted to see a water fall (waterfall)

2) A russian

3) Meet you at the corner

here are some more and atleast try to guess the answer guyz.
What do people make that no one can see?
What kind of table has no legs? (there's 2 answers)

Two easy ones, no yall got a clue?

[snakeoilgal]

yeah cutie, the answers

1) A library

2) A phone book

[harrydragon]

messieur zot bweelay mwen....

hi snakie doo-doo .....missed you :oops:

[snakeoilgal]

Nah mun harry doo doo we missed you dearly i almost start to cry e garcon ah seh yuh lef me an gone, its nice to see you back and in good health.

N uh uh no pas bweelay ou pyes jamais faire ca cheri

[melanie]

ok, so i see u guys getting more in da mood for riddles, so here are some others:

1) why did tom throw da clock off the roof?

2) 16 white soldiers on a pink hill- what is it?

3) what did the sea say to the helicopter?

4) what are the only dots that can dance and have rhythm?

have fun, they shouldnt be too hard :D

[snakeoilgal]

Melanie i eh even try i just give up, now gimme de answers LOL

[gem2bit]

A man while looking at a photograph said, "Brothers and sisters have I none. That man's father is my father's son." Who was the person in the photograph?

What is too much for one, enough for two, but nothing at all for three?

What question can you never answer "yes" to?

What is neither inside the house, outside the house, but no house is complete without it?

[melanie]

OK PEOPLE, I'LL PUT YOU OUT OF UR MISERY :D
But before, Gem, u thought mine were hard, but wat the hell r the ansewers to urs? LOL
Snakie, you can start to smile now:

1) why did tom throw the clock off the roof?
Ans: because he wanted to see time fly :D

2) ten white soldiers on a pink hill- what is it?
Ans: your bottom gum and 16 teeth :D

3) what did the sea say to the helicopter?
Ans: nothing, he just waved :D u get it, ? the sea 'waved' ha, ha, ha. (that one is a bit silly, i know) 8)

4) what are the only dots that can dance and have rhythm?
Ans: polka dots :lol: they're a bit sill, aren't they. i just made that one up as i was going along.

i did tickle ur brains though :lol:

[gem2bit]

A man while looking at a photograph said, "Brothers and sisters have I none. That man's father is my father's son." Who was the person in the photograph? the man's son

What is too much for one, enough for two, but nothing at all for three? a secret

What question can you never answer "yes" to? r u asleep

What is neither inside the house, outside the house, but no house is complete without it? windows

[gem2bit]

What has a neck, but no head?

What has one foot on each side and one in the middle?

Here on earth it is true, yesterday is always before today; but there is a place where yesterday always follows today. Where?

What is the first thing you do every morning?

What do people make that nobody can ever see?

Which room has no door, no windows, no floor and no roof?

[melanie]

girl, i eh know where ur uncle gettin dem riddles from, but he seem to be out to kill som ppl's brains, cuz i eh know de answers to any a'dem

another answer to ur question: what question can u never answer yes to? are you dead? :D

[gem2bit]

What has a neck, but no head? a bottle

What has one foot on each side and one in the middle? a yard stick

Here on earth it is true, yesterday is always before today; but there is a place where yesterday always follows today. Where? a dictionary

What is the first thing you do every morning? wake up

What do people make that nobody can ever see? noise

Which room has no door, no windows, no floor and no roof? a mushroom

[gem2bit]

You are in a cold house in the winter. It is dark. You have one match. There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove. Which do you light?

What goes around the world but stays in a corner?

The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?

A certain crime is punishable if attempted but not punishable if committed. What is it?

Forward I am heavy, backwards I am not.
What am I?

What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?

What belongs to you but other people use it more than you?

[melanie]

ok, lemme try 2 answer som of these- they'll probably b wrong, anyway.

1) you light the stove, cuz the canble cud go out if wind blows

2) the news report on the tv

3) surgery????

4) ...................................

5) ...................................

6) ...................................

7) your name :D :D

hw did i do?

[gem2bit]

You are in a cold house in the winter. It is dark. You have one match. There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove. Which do you light? first the match

What goes around the world but stays in a corner? a stamp

The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it? cofin

A certain crime is punishable if attempted but not punishable if committed. What is it? suicide

Forward I am heavy, backwards I am not.
What am I? a ton

What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common? they were all invented by woman

What belongs to you but other people use it more than you? your name

[melanie]

at least i got one :D

[gem2bit]

people at my school couldn't even get that 1

[gem2bit]

Can you spell eighty in two letters?

A girl is twice as old as her brother and half as old as her father. In 22 years, her brother will be half as old as his father. How old is the daughter now?

i know a word, six letters it contains. Subtract just one, and twelve is what remains.

Tom's mom had four kids: Nickel, Dime, Quarter and what is the fourth?

What is a five letter word which becomes shorter with two letters added onto it?

what is the next letter? witn

a man and his son were driving 2 the mall they got into an accident and the man died instantly the son was rushed 2 the hospital at the hospital the doctor told another doctor they could not operate on the boy cause he's my son. explain that?

[melanie]

i've been rackin my brains again :D
1) 8t
2) .......sorry, but i'm sometimes mathematically challenged. :D
3).............. :?
4)dollar :D
5)short :)
6)..................
7) i'm not even gonna try to think of this. it's to late in the night for my brain to be workin overtime :lol: :D

[gem2bit]

Can you spell eighty in two letters? a-t

A girl is twice as old as her brother and half as old as her father. In 22 years, her brother will be half as old as his father. How old is the daughter now? 22

a word i know, six letters it contains. Subtract just one, and twelve is what remains. dozens
Tom's mom had four kids: Nickel, Dime, Quarter and what is the fourth? tom
What is a five letter word which becomes shorter with two letters added onto it? short

what is the next letter?L (W)hat (I)s (T)he (N)ext (L)etter

[gem2bit]

and the last one is that the doctor is his mom

[melanie]

girl, you need to stop tryin to kill me :D. and i thought i was smart :D

[gem2bit]

guess u never know how smart u r til your put 2 the test

[gem2bit]

1.)A man is asked what his daughters look like. He answers, "They are all blondes, but two, all brunettes, but two, and all redheads, but two." How many daughters did he have?

2.)What is better than the best, more evil than demons, the poor have it and the rich need it, and if you eat it, you will die?

3.)A person lives on the tenth floor of a building. Every day he takes the elevator to go down to the ground floor to go out. When he returns he takes the elevator to the seventh floor and walks up the stairs to reach his apartment on the tenth floor. Only on rainy days does he take the elevator to the tenth floor. He hates the stairs, so why does he do it?

4.)You are a bus driver. At the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 8 people get on. At the third stop, 2 people get off, and at the last stop, everyone gets off. The question is: how old is the bus driver

5.)What occurs once in a second, once in a minute, twice in a millennium, but never in the course of a lifetime?

6.)A clever thief in the olden days was charged with treason against the king and sentenced to death. But the king decided to be a little lenient so he let the thief choose his own way to die. What way should the thief choose?

7.)You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position do you finish?

8.)If you overtake the last person, then you arrive...?

[zouk]

gem2bit, I think that I know a couple. here goes:

#2- nothing

#3 - a short person. when it rains he uses his umbrella to press the button for the higher floor.

#4 I'm the bus driver so that would be my age.

#6 - not sure but my guess is that the thief would probably choose something like lethal injection since they weren't executing ppl like that then. ??

#7 - I'm in first place if I overtake the second person

#8 - wondering how you can overtake the last person since that person is last.

have to think of the rest

[gem2bit]

2 got all but #6 right #6 is 2 die of old age

[zouk]

2 got all but #6 right #6 is 2 die of old age

yeah, that is a clever answer for number 6

what's number 1 and 5

[gem2bit]

#1 the man has 1 of each 1 blond 1 brunette and 1 red head
#5 the letter n

[zouk]

#1 the man has 1 of each 1 blond 1 brunette and 1 red head
#5 the letter n
oh okay

[gem2bit]

1.)FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT
OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC
STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS.
Now count aloud the F's in that sentence. What is your answer?

2.)How many birthdays does the average man have?

3.)Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?

4.)A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; the woman is the beggar's sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother. How come?

5.)Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?

6.)Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why?

7.)Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this

8.)If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?

9.)How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?

10.)A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh?

[zouk]

1.)FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT
OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC
STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS.
Now count aloud the F's in that sentence. What is your answer?

none ??
2.)How many birthdays does the average man have?

one

3.)Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?

12


4.)A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; the woman is the beggar's sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother. How come?

it's her sister

5.)Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?

because he's alive

6.)Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why?

because he's dead. she's already a widow.

7.)Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this

maybe they each played five games with someone else.

8.)If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?

2

9.)How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
1

10.)A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh?
??? clerk in the butcher shop??



have no idea about number 10...how did I do?[/b]

[gem2bit]

#1 is 6
#8 none moses didn't have an ark it was noah
#10 meat

[gem2bit]

How many bricks does it take to complete a building made of brick?

Four fingers and a thumb, but flesh and blood I have none. What am I?

[snakeoilgal]

garcon gem if i had know i woulda never put dat topic deh u jess take-over my ting, choops eh, buh doh mind me because i eh know the answers, i think u need to get ur head examined, and yes Mel i am smiling. One ting about me i lazy to use my brain sometimes shameless to say, lol

[melanie]

:D but snakie, mine didnt require as many brain cells as those gem coming out wit uknow. compared to hers, mine were easy :D

[gem2bit]

some of mines r easy u just gotta think outside the box wayyyyyyyyyy outside the box it a hobbiy of minds 2 test ppls minds but when they test mines my head starts hurting

[melanie]

lol- garcon, Gem, even though i think outside da box at times, my brain doesnt go all that way out u know- compared to how hard u make urs, u shoulda answer all mine corretly- since u think OUTSIDE da box :D

[gem2bit]

at this moment my brain is on temporary break

[melanie]

i think thats a vry good thing at the moment, as my brain cannot take any of ur intense torture right now :D

[gem2bit]

lol

[lucian_cutie]

Hey yall stop wit de riddles? Well I got one for u guys. And please don't crack the brains. Here goes

A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

Hey got an answer, let me see how much u can think?

[gem2bit]

she got a back up husband lol

[snakeoilgal]

garcon cutie u come back wit dem brain crushing riddles again eh. But its nice to see u back though u presence was missed, wham. Now i eh lying to tell u my mind cah wrap around dat riddle so por jab me, Melanie help a sista out nah.

[gem2bit]

i though my shit was hard but damn

[snakeoilgal]

Oh you see Gem, i eh know weh cutie does bonx up wit dem tings, u in it too e,

[nanda]

she gave him cpr or he had a clone

[lucian_cutie]

Hey guyz, sorry if yall tink de riddle was so hard but u always gotta think in the gutter when u dealing with riddles. By the way snakie, thanx 4 missing me, i feel loved but i had to take a break from the internet for the summer. By the way the answer to the ting yall complain that's hard is below;

Riddle
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

Answer:
The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry. He's still alive you know :lol:

[gem2bit]

now u know we would have never though about that girl y u tryin 2 rack over brains its hot over here so bye brains is down til winter or maybe fall even

[snakeoilgal]

I would have never thought of dat cutie, damn, all how girl u have to do wat u have to do, just don't stay away too long next time, aiight.

[lucian_cutie]

Nah snakie i eh go be gone for so long anymore. By the way sorry 4 making yall tink so much but that's wat riddles r all about. I'll have another sooner or later so get the brains thinkin i should say.

[nanda]

good one cutie

[snakeoilgal]

don't u worry baby girl i gone drink milk to get the thinking juices flowing,lol

[melanie]

ppl, to be honest, i dont evven really look through them riddles no more cuz i know i aint gonna get the answers, and my brain cud do without being probbed and tossed about so much- trying to work my boyfriend out does dat enough arready :lol: LOL

[nanda]

MEL THAT'S Y I ONLY TRIED ONCE & MY ANSWER WAS MAD STUPID THAT CAUSE I EH THOUGHT ABOUT IT :lol:

[gem2bit]

mel what u and your bf goin though it takes up so much brain cells

[melanie]

girl, for real u know :?
garcon, even when i'm around him, he still hard to work out- DAMN ALL Y'ALL SCOPIO PPL. y'all making it hard for ppl like me who try to read ur minds :D

[gem2bit]

what u damnin all us scorpio's 4 its not our fault u cant read us we r kinda easy 2 read though

[melanie]

gem, maybe u are, but scopios iin general are mysterious ppl, and keep things well hidden and my b/f fits that bill quite accurately.

i thought i good at hiding thoughts, but he beats me hands down............
maybe dats why i've still got the hots for him....... the mystery is magnetic.... :lol: :lol:

[gem2bit]

well girl i'm easy 2 read 2 a certain degree if i wanna tell u something them i'm a tell u but if i dont then u sol cause u eh never go get it out of me

[lucian_cutie]

well girl i'm easy 2 read 2 a certain degree if i wanna tell u something them i'm a tell u but if i dont then u sol cause u eh never go get it out of me

Good reply gem, that's woman talk right there

[de-nika]

what the hell is sol

[lucian_cutie]

what the hell is sol
For all I know sol means sun is spanish

[gem2bit]

it means Shited Outta Luck

[melanie]

oh, i see.....well, i've never heard this acronym before, so next time, do us a favour, and use the whole word, iight? thx :D :lol: